Fan Loyalty Test
Are you a die-hard supporter or a plastic fan who only shows up for grand finals? Take the test.
How this calculator works
We measure your fandom across six dimensions of loyalty: tenure, attendance, financial commitment (merch), adversity resilience, permanent body art decisions, and emotional investment.
The result? A cold, hard loyalty percentage that determines whether you're a genuine supporter or just someone who owns a jersey they bought at Kmart.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What counts as a real fan?
Someone who sticks around during the wooden spoon years, watches the Thursday night games, and can name the team's third-string halfback from 2019. This calculator is a simplified version of that.
My score is low but I am a real fan!
That's exactly what a plastic fan would say. But seriously, this is just for fun — real fandom is in the heart, not the algorithm.
