Situationship Score
Are you in a relationship or just a convenient option? Get the brutally honest verdict on your situationship.
How this calculator works
We take your answers and run them through our Situationship Severity Index™ — a highly scientific algorithm that definitely wasn't written at 2am after someone got left on read.
Each answer scores points on a scale from "You're basically married" to "Bestie, run." The result is the truth your friends have been trying to tell you for months.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is this serious relationship advice?
No. This is entertainment. But if every answer made you wince, maybe show the results to your bestie and have a chat.
What if my score is bad?
Then you're in a situationship. The first step is acceptance. The second step is sending this calculator to the person you're in it with and watching them panic.
Can I share my result?
Absolutely. The share button is right there. Send it to the group chat and let the roasting commence.
