How Shit Is Your Team?
Find out exactly how shit your NRL or AFL team is — with real ladder data and a brutally honest verdict.
How this calculator works
We pull the latest NRL and AFL ladder data daily — actual wins, losses, points differential, winning streaks, and losing streaks. Then we feed it all into our proprietary Shit Rating Algorithm™ to calculate exactly how shit your team is on a scale of 0 to 100.
Zero means your team is genuinely terrifying. One hundred means they should be relegated to park footy. The truth hurts, but your mates deserve to know.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is this based on real data?
Yes. We scrape official NRL and AFL ladder standings daily. Your shit rating is calculated from actual ladder position, win/loss record, points differential, and current form streak. The roasts, however, are 100% editorial opinion.
How often is the data updated?
Daily. The ladder data refreshes every morning, so your team's shit rating will change throughout the season as they win (unlikely) or lose (probable) games.
Can I share my result?
Absolutely. That's the whole point. Use the share button to send your mate's team's shit rating directly to the group chat. Maximum carnage.
My team is rated too high — this is unfair!
Denial is the first stage. The algorithm doesn't care about your feelings. It cares about wins, losses, and points differential. Take it up with your coach.
Will you add more sports?
We're planning to add A-League, NBL, and eventually international leagues like the NBA, NFL, and Premier League. Stay tuned.
