Mate Ranking Roast
Rank your mates on loyalty, bar tab dodging, and wingman ability. Then send them the results.
How this calculator works
Rate your mate across six critical friendship dimensions. Our algorithm weighs each factor, applies the Mate Multiplier™, and delivers a brutally honest friendship grade.
The best part? You can share the results directly to your group chat. Because nothing strengthens a friendship like a public roasting.
1 = flakes on everything, 10 = shows up early
1 = phantom toilet break when it's their round, 10 = always shouts
1 = actively sabotages you, 10 = absolute legend
1 = group chat snitch, 10 = vault
1 = tries too hard, 10 = effortlessly hilarious
1 = suddenly busy, 10 = shows up with a ute and snags
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Frequently Asked Questions
Should I send this to my mate?
That's literally the point. Rate them, screenshot it, send it to the group chat. Watch the chaos unfold.
What if they rate me back?
Then you both learn something. Probably that neither of you shouts enough at the pub.
